Chapter 1
Page Description

1.01. A group for posting the correct time.
1. The sheer joy of sharing the time, that’s what the page is about.

1.02. Please be aware, THIS PAGE IS NOT A CLOCK AND SHOULD AT NO TIME BE USED AS SUCH. CONSULT A CLOCK FOR THE CORRECT TIME IN YOUR AREA.

1.03. This is not a group for funny comedy jokes, or making sure people notice how original and creative you are. It’s a group for posting the correct time in the simplest written or graphic form possible.
Chapter 2
Time Posting Format

2.01. Posts by anyone other than a moderator must be comprised of the time and only the time. That time must be formatted as follows:

2.02. Acceptable verbiage is restricted to “It’s” and “It is”, preceding the time. “The time is” should only be used by moderators or those with specific permission to do so from a moderator.
1. Capitalization is optional.
2. LARPing is not permitted. “Tis” is not an appropriate replacement for “It’s” in the year 2014.
3. Use of the terms “Current” or “Now” in the body of a post is grounds for immediate banning. No exceptions.
4. Punctuation is optional and restricted to the period, colon, apostrophe, and exclamation point, in their appropriate positions.

2.03. Acceptable use of numerals; 5:19, 519, 0519, 05:19 – Each hour at the hour mark, a single digit is permissible. Example: 6
1. Regarding the posting of seconds: Really, you want to post seconds along with the minutes and hours? Whatever, man – it’s part of the time, we can’t stop you. Just know that you’re a huge douche.

2.04. The terms “noon” and “midnight” are acceptable at the appropriate times but should only be used by moderators or those with specific permission from a moderator.

2.05. Time zone should not be included or discussed at any time.
1. Nobody cares where you’re from.
a. That is, unless you’re from Queensland, Australia, in which case you’re probably a fuck-up and will likely be banned from the group shortly.

2.06. Military time is acceptable.

2.07. Meridian designation is optional.

2.08. The posting of graphic images is unacceptable at all times, under any circumstances, unless Time Lords declare otherwise.
1. Time Lords will occasionally declare specific periods of time when images indicating the time will be acceptable.

2.09. The time posted should be the time at which the entry was typed into the browser window. A lag time between your initial entering of the time into your browser window and depression of the enter key on your computer is natural and in no way problematic.
Chapter 3
Timestamps

3.01. Each comment must end with a timestamp of the correct time at the time of typing. Identical rules apply to timestamps and posts regarding verbiage.

3.02. If no timestamp is entered at the time of the original comment posting, a further comment containing the correct time preceded by the term “retroactive” or “retro” or “ret.” will be posted in the same thread.
Chapter 4
Page Conduct

4.01. Romping is strictly prohibited. Also see 1.03.
1. There will be absolutely NO ROMPING. Romping is posting nonsense, funny comedy jokes, lame comments, trying to be funny, personal information.
a. Sub-NO ROMPING Clause: False Accusation of romping is itself considered romping.

4.02. Let’s watch the street words, people.

4.03. Witchcraft is a deleatable offense.
1. Please refrain from practicing witchcraft while on or near the page.

4.04. PISSHOUNDS NOT WELCOME UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. Also see 5.01.

4.05. Graphic Images (Photos, etc.). See 2.08.

4.06. LARPing. See 2.02.2

4.07. Discussion of bathroom habits. See 5.03.
Chapter 5
Ruth Rothwell

5.01. “BUY TA HOLY GRAIL IN ME I WISH SUBJECTS TO REMAIN ON UR GUARDS ON THE 9TH 0F TA 11TH AS EXTREAN MUSLIMS ARE BEING ACCUSED OF TA TAKEN OF TA 11PLANES THAT WENT MISSING OVER TIME,THEY COULD BLOW UP THEM PLANES IN ANY COUNTRY 🙁 ITS BEEN PREDICTED AND TALKED ABOUT 🙁 22:02PM” -September 7, 2014.

5.02. A godless, preternatural entity, spawned before the universe was created and unholy in her being; a vile liar, there is no clean thing left unsullied in her wake; she has been a liar from the beginning, a harvester of souls, and the enemy of man and all his good works; in her vanity she has turned from goodness to rule the pit; thy name is adversary. Leave, she will not, as she has been grandfathered in from an early incarnation of the page based on an obscure procedural rule. She is the bane of Time Lords; Honorary General Counsel to the What Time Is It? page AMT done hours and hours of legal research on attempting to get her banned, to no avail.

5.03. The only excuse acceptable for discussing bathroom habits is that you are Ruth Rothwell.

5.04. Pisshounds. See 4.04.
Chapter 6
Notices and Disclaimers

6.01. All rights to any phrase or thought expressed on the page, or even thought while looking at the page, are property of the page.

6.02. If two people happen to post the exact same time, they shall remain BFFs for the rest of the calendar day.

6.03. The What Time Is It? page should never be used as a clock. See 1.02.
Chapter 7
Glossary

7.01. Deleat verb
to delete, remove, ban
deleated; deleating; deleatable
Chapter 8
Accepted Time Nicknames

8.01. Unless otherwise noted, the term applies to the time regardless of meridian designation:

00:07 – The Palm at the End of the Mind
1 – The Knife in the Drawer (Note: Only the number 1; no other information allowed)
2:22 – Raging Deuces. See also 22:22
2:22:22 (Includes seconds) – Raging Douches. See also 22:22:22
3 – The Crab Defeated
3:03 – Pothole in the Racetrack
3:23 – The Jeffrey Tucker
3:31 – Let the Race Commence!
3:33 – The Crab Race
3:45 – The Turkey’s Run
5 – The Hierophant (Note: Only the number 5; no other info allowed)
5:22 – The Hierophant Calms the Agitated Deuces
5:55 – The Brothers Karamazov
6:06 – Eruca Divortii
6:13 AM – Flight of the Israelites from Captivity
6:39 – The Naughty Crab
7:11 – The Big Gulp
7:43 PM – The Quickening (There can be only one.)
9:09 AM – La Nuit de Noces de la Chenille (Note: 09:09 is not an acceptable variation.)
10 – A Perfect 10 (Note: Only the number 10, no other info allowed)
10:01 – The Masks of Dionysus
10:30 – Highway to Hell (Note: PM only)
11:01 – The Bishop’s Red Garter
11:11 – The Forest of Impaled Saints
11:22 – The Double Down
12:26 PM – Post Prandium Somno Insiticio (Note: PM only)
12:41 – The Cloistered Nuns
13:33 – The Crab Victorious!
15:51 – The Mexican Drug Mule
16:26 – The Awakening
17:51 – Anniversary of the American Revolution
2000 – At the End of the World
22:22 – Raging Deuces. See also 2:22
22:22:22 (Includes seconds) – Raging Douches. See also 2:22:22